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"I’m just going to scoop up some garlic mayo with my finger into my mouth. Have sex with me." (at Saus)

"I’m just going to scoop up some garlic mayo with my finger into my mouth. Have sex with me." (at Saus)

gang0fwolves:

robinsoncanvas:

reverseracism:

Do you remember those boys that go to the ‘hood’ and mess with people all for the sake of a “prank”? Well, they went to a radio station for an interview and the hosts there called them out on their racist shit and it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. Check this video out. 

This is the first time in a long time that I rocked with Hot 97 on something. Good for them.

I LOVE THIS

apricotica:

I think this may be what’s happening to Giada De Laurentiis.

apricotica:

I think this may be what’s happening to Giada De Laurentiis.


what she says: i'm fine
what she means: i’m the key figure in an ongoing government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. it’s a global conspiracy, actually, with the key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet. so, of course, no one believes me. i’m an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. they call me spooky… spooky mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling, and when it hits, it’s gonna be the shit storm of all time