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animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, SHUT UP. WE’RE NEVER GETTING OUR SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK ANYWAY. 
OR DID YOU FORGET THE GIANT BURN HOLE IN THE HALL CARPET FROM YOUR LITTLE ‘HASH ACCIDENT’ IN DECEMBER? WE’VE ALSO WHEAT PASTED EVERY PAGE FROM CATCHER IN THE RYE TO THE LIVING ROOM WALLS. WE’RE ART STUDENTS, AND I REFUSE TO LIVE IN AN APARTMENT THAT LOOKS LIKE A SUITE AT THE COURTYARD MARRIOTT. 
NOW PLEASE STAND IN THE DOORWAY AND TELL ME IF MY COMPOSITION IS BALANCED.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, SHUT UP. WE’RE NEVER GETTING OUR SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK ANYWAY. 

OR DID YOU FORGET THE GIANT BURN HOLE IN THE HALL CARPET FROM YOUR LITTLE ‘HASH ACCIDENT’ IN DECEMBER? WE’VE ALSO WHEAT PASTED EVERY PAGE FROM CATCHER IN THE RYE TO THE LIVING ROOM WALLS. WE’RE ART STUDENTS, AND I REFUSE TO LIVE IN AN APARTMENT THAT LOOKS LIKE A SUITE AT THE COURTYARD MARRIOTT. 

NOW PLEASE STAND IN THE DOORWAY AND TELL ME IF MY COMPOSITION IS BALANCED.

Andrew Jackson Jihad
Human Kittens
Only God Can Judge Me

fewerbrokenpieces:

Human Kittens- Andrew Jackson Jihad

"And I was a person once
Sending off unread letters
Receiving no reply
Never bothering asking why

I had a heart once

Full of fire and passion
But the summer took it away from me
And autumn has come to retrieve it

And I was a man once

When I was six-years-old
But now I am just a boy
Pretentious and brash and bold”

arutairu:

The only videogame levels: grass, egypt, fish, trees and hell

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.