obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing
throwin a fit
im the dog
First Chef: I just see chef Dean grabbing tons of savory items. He looks like he’s never made a corn muffin in his entire life.
Chef Dean: I’ve never made a corn muffin in my entire life.
Here are some sheeple with very coarse wool, by H. B., 1838.
Cut a chrysalis open, and you will find a rotting caterpillar. What you will never find is that mythical creature, half caterpillar, half butterfly, a fit emblem for the human soul, for those whose cast of mind leads them to seek such emblems. No, the process of transformation consists almost entirely of decay.
- Regeneration, Pat Barker (via soracities)
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Margot and the Nuclear So and So's |
| Broadripple is Burning | |
| Not Animal |
If my woman was a fire,
She’d burn out before I wake,
And be replaced by pints of whiskey,
Cigarettes, and outer space.

