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swoozi:

Bill Murray and Michael Jordan are two of the best men in the world and I wish they were my boyfriends.


Narrator: Staff must always be prepared for violence.
Benjamin: Staff must always be prepared for violins.

talesofwoodsmenpete:

Beard progress report: 6 months and a regular beard o’plenty.

dear Paul’s mom: how could you not dig the beard?

super secondhand embarrassment watching someone very publicly tailor their interests to impress someone else

Andrew Jackson Jihad
2 Headed Boy (Neutral Milk Hotel Cover)

This is the first contact I had with anything Neutral Milk Hotel related. I might be a terrible person.

same

same

mecksickan:

I’d watch Hannibal if it were about Hannibal Buress 

tastefullyoffensive: Reversed cotton candy eating.

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

#soullessstarethroughthesummerloneliness

#soullessstarethroughthesummerloneliness